Dan Bern

Dan Bern - Wood Fuckin Racket

Song Lyrics

I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
Talking to the people with their beepers and their cell phones
Wilt Chamberlain, he's all gone

O'Neal, Shaquille Oneil keeps rapping on
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket

Something I can hold on to

Living day by day
Living hand to mouth
Trying to go north
Keep on heading south
Maybe If I had a pension plan
Maybe If I had a wife
Maybe If I'd ever made a single
Plan in my life

Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer

This one is too light
This one is too tight
This one I can hardly even feel
I don't believe it is real

I saw the Dalai Lama at the Hollywood Bowl
Goldie Hawn was there and some people from some soap opera
I wanted to ask him, "How do you get along?"
When the rest of the world ain't singing your song

Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket
I can't keep it on the line anymore
Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket
Something I can hold on

Give me my goddamn Jack Kramer
Wood fuckin racket
Something I can hold on to




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